4 Factors to Consider When Buying Gum
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We’ve all been there. You’re at the checkout counter of grocery store and you find yourself blindsided by a wide variety of chewing gums. You’ve heard about this marketing technique before. It’s called an impulse buy, and you’re much smarter than to fall victim to one of the big corporation’s psychological games. You won’t buy […]
Early Leaked Video of Supermassive Black Hole
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At the center of every large galaxy is a space where nothing can escape, otherwise known as a black hole. Since they were first theorized, black holes have been a topic of fear and intrigue for scientists and laymen alike. An enormous void which sucks up all surrounding matter, after all, is enough to frighten […]
Conor McGregor Challenges Bus Before Retiring
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On March 26, 2019, beloved actor and baseball star Conor McGregor published his unofficial statement of retirement from MMA. Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.I now join my former partners on this venture, […]
A Tragic Story of How One Woman Lost Her Arm
Justin Bronz Politics arm, CNN, White house
What was meant to be an ordinary press conference in the White House ended up in bloodshed when one journalist just couldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer. It all started when Jim Acosta, the chief White House correspondent of CNN, abruptly took a stand to ask President Trump a question about the incoming caravan. Trump […]
6 Important Factors to Consider When Buying Toilet Paper
We’ve all been there. You’re at the department store in search for your usual brand of toilet paper, but when you look around, you find yourself overwhelmed by the massive selection of brand names. You begin to think to yourself “Maybe I’ve been using the wrong brand of toilet paper my whole life.” For some, […]
Man Finds Cure to Cancer, He Just Doesn’t Feel Like Sharing it Right Now
Justin Bronz General Cancer, Cure, Health, Relationship, research
The long awaited cure to cancer may have finally been discovered! Leonard Foster, a 29 year old medical scientist, claims to have formulated a drug that will effectively eliminate cancer. The drug is supposedly cheap to manufacture and has the potential to be sold over the counter for a very affordable price. If brought to […]
Dinosaurs Are Back and They’re Pissed at Steven Spielberg
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Paleontologists and a questionable cult have recently teamed up to resurrect dinosaurs. Though this breakthrough presented us the opportunity to gain knowledge about dinosaurs we otherwise would have never discovered, the revival came with one unintended complication. Upon bringing the dinosaurs back to life, it appeared that they also were gifted with the ability to […]
TRAGIC: Local Good Boy Passes Away After Eating His Very First Cigarette
Justin Bronz Entertainment Bar, Church, Cigarette, Dead, Food
23-year-old Daniel Flores was reported dead on the night of August 28. Flores had always been a good boy. He made it his weekly duty to attend church every Sunday, had been known to stay out of trouble and did not easily succumb to peer pressure. On Tuesday, August 28, Flores found himself hanging out […]
Donald Trump Announces That He Will Be Changing Colors of American Flag
An image shared by the secretary of the Department of Health & Human Services showed the President drawing a blue stripe on an outline of the American Flag. Shortly after it had surfaced, the photograph went viral on social media. Millions of people began to question the president’s ability to recall the colors of the […]
New Study: You’ve Been Working Out Wrong Your Whole Life (And So Have Your Ancestors)
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A new study shows that we have been working out incorrectly for years. These findings will not only help you look and feel better, but working out will be easier than ever before. That’s right! Experts have found that rather than consistently increasing the weight you lift after maxing out each set, it is more […]
Father Dunks on Son Then Pursues Career in NBA
After destroying his 8-year-old son in a friendly pickup game, accountant and family man David Anders quit his full-time job to pursue his aspiration of becoming a professional basketball player. When asked the final score of the game, Anders responded. “I mean, like, it wasn’t even close. This kid had the audacity to challenge me […]
You Didn’t Get Saved by Thanos. Now What?
If you’re a big fan of Marvel’s Infinity Wars, or if your life long goal is to seek balance in all things, you may have recently found yourself on the subreddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong. Being a relatively new subreddit, this page amassed over 700k subscribers shortly after announcing the promise of banning half of their subscribers. In […]