After destroying his 8-year-old son in a friendly pickup game, accountant and family man David Anders quit his full-time job to pursue his aspiration of becoming a professional basketball player. When asked the final score of the game, Anders responded. “I mean, like, it wasn’t even close. This kid had the audacity to challenge me and didn’t even score a point. Not to brag, but, I even made him cry.”
Anders claims that he hasn’t had any luck getting drafted yet, but believes that it’s only a matter of time before The Knicks pick him up. He has spent the past two weeks harassing customers at high-end restaurants in NYC to play a game of basketball.
“Think about it like this. If you’re the owner of a multi-billion-dollar basketball team, are you gonna be wasting your time searching for unknown talent or are you gonna be blowing your money on expensive food and fancy cars?” Anders said.
Throughout his pursuit to join the NBA, David Anders has gotten banned from a total of four restaurants and has been served a divorce from his wife.